Mom: LET'S GO I'M READY
: 10 minutes go by
Mom: are you ready yet?????
Me: I've been standing at the door waiting for you for 10 minutes
Mom: Ok I just have to pee and change clothes and water the plants and feed the dogs and cook dinner and swim the english channel
Normal people: Aw, look at the couple. They're so cute!
Me: I wonder if they've fucked yet.
ROTFLL the friend that’s just eating the cake